It’s Nice To See You Again… ?

July 8, 2010

If an ex asks you for his stuff (aka: gifts he’s given you) back, you may do one of the following:

  1. Refuse to return his stuff
  2. Calmly and collectively return said stuff
  3. Break said stuff and leave them on his porch while screaming obscenities and driving away

I, personally, would have loved to have performed option number three. Unfortunately, by dropping by my house unexpectedly this afternoon, he discontinued these hopes for an entertaining scene.

“Hey. Can I have the poster back? The one I gave to you for your birthday? The one of myself?”

Yes, Mitchell, you can have your self-indulgent poster back. Now get out of my god damned house and find somebody else to annoy.


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